Hello imaginary readers...

No girl in this world likes to be called a Bitch or a Bimbo. But face it. In this beautiful and stereotyping world, there are only two types of girls.

 Bitches and Bimbos.

Or ugly and pretty. But that's another story...

You will be called a Bitch if you...

1. are a backstabber
2. have more than two boyfriends
3. can make a boy cry just by talking
4. wear a high waisted skirt and not look fat
5. have perfect hair even if there's a hurricane
6. club all the time
7. smart and loves to be in control

You are a Bimbo if you...

1. dream to be a model
2. talk to your nails
3. will say 'Hi' to those who call you stupid
4. think that your mother is your bestfriend
5. laugh whenever you try to lie
6. think that stealing other people's pencils will send you to hell
7. say that your boobs are twins

But let's look on the bright side. Being a Bitch means that you are a strong person. Domineering and respectful. Sexy.

Being a Bimbo means that people are calling you pretty indirectly and everybody loves to be called pretty. Right?

See.. I think I've made you happy today. It's not so bad being a Bitch or a Bimbo afterall.

So, if somebody calls you a Bimbo, just smile and say: "Thank you, Bitch."

And if somebody calls you a Bitch, just smile and say: "Thank you, Bimbo."

Oh no, wait. Actually, a Bimbo will never call anyone a Bitch. So, if someone calls you a Bitch just say: "Who are you calling me bitch, Bitch!"